I live on the lake shore in Michigan. I used to fear that out state would be so broke that someday we'd have to sell the water. Or that a pack of shitbirds on Capitol Hill would strike a deal with one of those Lesser Great Lakes states (Indiana and Pennsylvania, I'm looking at you. You have what, like a combined 50… » 2/24/15 9:17am Tuesday 9:17am

That's quite a leap right there. Please tell us more about your grand vision for eugenics in the U.S. We'd be interested to hear your thoughts about the delicate interplay of mental illness and homelessness. I'm sure it will be nothing short of humane. » 2/18/15 7:38am 2/18/15 7:38am

To be fair, non-self destruction is also lucrative. That's why I am proposing a large-cap mutual fund called HATR. It will be entirely comprised of stocks in Tobacco, Pharma, Petroleum & Gas, and Defense. (Ironically, if this were a real fund, it'd be the most successful in the history of securities trading. *sad… » 2/17/15 9:17am 2/17/15 9:17am

The joke was at the expense of idiots with guns willing to murder over non-incidents (like a near miss in traffic), not the poor lady was killed because some Shitbird felt his "honor" was challenged. That her kid ran out and opened fire himself further highlights the insanity of our country's obsession with firearms.… » 2/16/15 12:48pm 2/16/15 12:48pm

I like to imagine that theISIS magazine is equally as worthless as Parade Magazine (you know, that garbage insert the is sandwiched in between grocery circulars and the comics in the Sunday paper; incidentally, it is the "magazine" with the largest distribution and readership in the US.; I like to imagine Us Weekly,… » 2/15/15 5:02pm 2/15/15 5:02pm