I've been wearing contacts for about 20 years now, since I was 15. Despite spending the better part of an entire morning at least once a year fishing an errant lens out of my ocular cavity, I am still less afraid of that than I am of laser correction. Because I have an entirely probable fear that despite 30-ish years… » 11/18/14 11:06am Tuesday 11:06am

That is a joke which will never lose its luster, to me. And it's the most clever way to force the group to eventually accept the absurdity of their invocations. (As an aside, it's fairly obvious that the GG's are the children of the #pantsUPdontLOOT set.) » 11/18/14 9:59am Tuesday 9:59am

Oh, there are denim interiors, to be sure. But you are correct, the adorable plebes who drove Button-Fly Gremlins just didn't have that certain je ne sais quois (translation: Daddy's Money) to pull it off. Lapo Elkann, on the otherhand, totally pulled off his own special Canadian Tuxedo Edition Ferrari California. The… » 11/17/14 1:11pm Monday 1:11pm

Okay, my blood pressure is back up, and I'm no longer light-headed. I am a surgical device rep; I'm in the OR 3-5 days a week. I specialize in orthopedic solutions for extremities. I was just recently in a case with a poor guy who had an avulsion fracture of his 5th metatarsal. As soon as I read "genital ... avulsion"… » 11/12/14 9:07pm 11/12/14 9:07pm