The worst part about MN accents is that they are insulated by thick, scalding layers of Minnesota Nice. Minnesota Nice is a social construct wherein uppity Suburban parents will dish out discrimination disguised as compliments ("He's doing really well in school for coming from a Finnish family" or "She's one of the… » 9/30/14 1:48pm Yesterday 1:48pm

Once again you have proven yourself nothing more than a mouthpiece for American Snack Colonialism. Your Yankee bias is showing so hard. It is a grave insult that you very overtly omitted the Ketchup flavored Dorito, the chip flavor of choice for the one country on this continent smart enough to figure out health… » 9/29/14 12:32pm Monday 12:32pm

I once worked as a vendor to a mid-Michigan dealership with a strong Western-theme and an owner with a larger than life personality (yup, that one). From my time there I could tell you some mildly entertaining stories, but they pale in comparison to the tall tales and yarns I heard about the days there before the...… » 9/29/14 12:48am Monday 12:48am

This isn't a terrible idea. NYC/NJ/Long Island are the most established premium car market in the US. Yeah, Florida is filled with Mercedes-laden retirees, and LA could be designated the world's largest Range Rover preserve, but for domestic flagships, it's hard to beat metropolitan NYC. Cadillac's sales flagship,… » 9/23/14 10:14am 9/23/14 10:14am